Megan Fox’s popularity is on the rise again, and her cranky relationship with Machine Gun Kelly adds another level to her reputation as a sexy girl. she’s not only hot, she’s also stupid. Her interview in early October with GQ showed her to be ridiculously tasteless and utterly unintelligent in the traditional sense. I was discussing it with a friend of mine when she changed my life and said, “She’s probably faking it. After all, no one wants a smart sex symbol. Men want someone stupid enough to have sex with them.
Needless to say, this idea of a sex symbol and what makes it stuck in my mind last week. I racked my brains trying to figure out the criteria for being a sex symbol and, the bigger question, who can we consider a sex symbol today.
The criteria were easy. In my mind, a sex symbol can be a talented actor, musician or model, but their attractiveness should come first. People don’t go to a sex symbol’s movies because her acting is good, they go because she’s sexy. Bonus points should be awarded to anyone who is regularly labeled as the main cheerleader, the president of the sorority, or the lewd girlfriend.
Megan Fox ticks these boxes like nothing has happened. From “Jennifer’s Body” to “Transformers” to this season of “New Girl,” Fox is always onscreen with the sole focus of being sexy and increasing ticket sales. But who else can truly be described as a sex icon?
In the year of our Lord 2021, this is a difficult question to answer. In the 1950s, of course, blonde bombshell queen Marilyn Monroe would be an obvious choice. But as Hollywood becomes less inclined to openly objectify women, sex symbols are harder and harder to find.
Last week I thought of Billie Eilish, Zendaya, Doja Cat, Margot Robbie, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez. All of these women, however, missed the point. When people go to their concerts or movies, the vast majority go because they appreciate the skill and performance of the musician or actress.
The only one that comes to mind is Scarlett Johansson. For a long time she was the sex appeal of the Avengers, boobs in a tight costume and nothing else. Marvel toned down its obvious objectification of her with more modest outfits in “Black Widow,” but I’m not sure the damage can really be repaired, even by the slamming of the Infinity Gauntlet.
You will notice that all of the possible sex icons I have listed are female, but as society rightly moves away from objectifying women, it may shift towards objectifying men.
When “Dune” came out, one of my teachers asked the class who was going to see him, and when no one raised their hand, she said, “Jason Momoa is in it. This is reason enough. She was planning to go to the movies to admire Momoa, who became famous for her sex appeal through “Game of Thrones” and “Aquaman”.
When I asked for examples of people who thought they were sex symbols, some men whose names were dropped were Brad Pitt, Christopher Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, Hugh Jackman, Ezra Miller, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Timothée Chalemet. Obviously, Chalemet’s starving Victorian aesthetic is a far cry from Momoa’s raised beef body or the athletic physique of these other men, but people find him sexy nonetheless. So sexy that audiences will flock to watch her jaw flex on the big screen? I do not know.
Regardless of who exactly we think of as sex icons, it’s clear that they are going by the wayside as Hollywood realizes blatant sexualization isn’t cool. I spent the week frustrated that I couldn’t imagine a modern sex symbol when I should have been happy with my almost empty list. We are finally surpassing damaging standards and blacklisted whistleblowers.
So, Megan Fox, I applaud you. Whether you pretend you have a single brain cell or not, you’ve been through a lot of shit for the sex icon role Hollywood gave you, and I’m glad you found happiness with your weed boy. . I wonder if anyone would say that MGK is also a sex symbol?