Throwbacks to Fourth Wall Spiritual Breaks

Deadpool ranks among the wittiest (and most R-rated) superheroes on the big screen. There are plenty of amazing dead Pool quotes to choose from, not just from Ryan Reynolds’ masked vigilante, but also from the rest of the colorful cast. The writers give the actors incredible material to work with. This makes hilarious movies unforgettable.

Here are some of the best dead Pool quotes from Deadpool 1 and 2.

Best Deadpool Quotes

Deadpool swears like a sailor and uses his colorful language to paint some pretty jaw-dropping pictures. Some of his lines could almost be considered poetry if they weren’t so crude.

Here are some of the best dead Pool quotes both the protagonist himself and the other characters.

“If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shitty swizzler, sharing a room with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with a scary, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker…this day I’ll send you your shiny, happy ass a friend request – Deadpool

“You are about to be killed by a Zamboni.” – Dead Pool

“Life is an endless series of shipwrecks with only brief breaks of business-like happiness.” – Dead Pool

“Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 3,000 pounds of cocaine somewhere in the apartment, right next to the blindness cure. Good luck.” – Dead Pool

“She’s like Robin to my Batman, except she’s old, black, and blind. And I think she’s in love with me. Wait, I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman too. – Deadpool

“Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool. – Deadpool

“You might be wondering why the red suit. Well, it’s so bad that the bad guys don’t see me bleeding. – Dead Pool

After Memorable Moments

Deadpool: “I’ve traveled to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people.”

Weasel: “And kill them, I know, I saw your Instagram.”

“Well, I want to remember us. I swear to God, I’ll find you in the next life and I’ll boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. -Vanessa Carlysle

“You don’t have to be a superhero to have the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. – Deadpool

“Look, we both know cancer is a shit show. Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for-the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shitshow. And under no circumstances will I take you to this show. I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me. – Dead Pool

“After a brief adjustment period and a heap of booze, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on it.” -Vanessa Carlysle

“I didn’t ask to be super and I’m not a hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, it’s time to be a fucking superhero. ” – Dead Pool

“This is what I’m going to do? I’m going to work with his team until someone dumps Francis, forces him to fix this, then puts a bullet in his skull and fucks the brain hole. – Dead Pool

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Deadpool quotes breaking the fourth wall

One of the biggest parts of dead Pool movies is his fourth consistent break. None of the movies take themselves too seriously, and the writers constantly let the characters poke fun at well-worn superhero tropes.

Here are some of the best quotes from dead Pool that involve breaking the fourth wall.

“Broken fourth wall inside a broken fourth wall? It’s like… 16 walls! – Deadpool

“Guy came here to look for you. True Grim Reaper type. I do not know. Could advance the plot. – Weasel

“Please don’t make the supersuit green…or animated!” ” – Dead Pool

” It’s a big house. It’s weird that I only ever see you two. Almost as if the studio can’t afford another X-Man. – Dead Pool

“Superhero landing. She’s going to make a superhero landing. Wait for it! Superhero landing! You know, it’s really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do. – Dead Pool

“Are you here yet? It’s over. Going home! Oh, you’re waiting for a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money. What are you waiting for? Sam Jackson shows up with an eye patch and a sassy little leather number? Go!” – Dead Pool

“You’re probably thinking, ‘My boyfriend said it was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab!’ Well, I might be great, but I’m not a hero – Deadpool

“Appearance is everything! Have you ever heard David Beckham speak? It’s like he’s mouth sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds has gone this far with a superior acting method ? – Dead Pool

More Fourth Wall Breaking Moments

“Yeah, technically it’s murder. But some of the best love stories start with murder. And that’s exactly what it is. A love story. And to be honest, I have to take you too long before I squeeze that ass in red spandex. – Dead Pool

“Okay, let’s talk pro/con about this superhero stuff. Pro – they pull a gaggle of asses, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative movie deals, origin stories and bigger team-up movies. Con-these are the lame professor’s pets” – Deadpool

“You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC Universe?” – Deadpool

“Oh, oh, so they let Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What’s up with that?” – Deadpool

“I would sing Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.” – Deadpool

“Right? You’re probably thinking, ‘What b***s did I have to stroke to get my own movie?’ I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with “Polverine. And let me tell you, he’s got a nice pair of slick felons underneath. – Deadpool

“Well, that’s just lazy writing.” – Dead Pool

“F**k Wolverine. First he rides my tailcoats with R rating. Then the furry mother ups the ante by dying. What an ad ** k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I die in this one too! – Dead Pool

“Zip it, Thanos!” ― Deadpool, talking to Cable, played by Josh Brolin, the same actor who plays Thanos

“You know what we have to do? We have to build a f**king team. We need them tough, morally flexible and young enough that they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. – Dead Pool

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Funny Deadpool Quotes

While undeniably rude, you have to admit that Deadpool comes out with some hilarious banter. Wade Wilson uses humor to deflect his trauma, which gives audiences some great lines to enjoy.

Here are some of the funniest dead Pool quotes from movies 1 and 2.

“Which kitty litter did I shit in?” – Dead Pool

“I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit.” – Dead Pool

Wade: “What is it?”

Weasel: “That’s the poop emoji. You know the turd with the smiley face and eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.

Deadpool: “And you are?”

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: “Negasonic Teenage Warhead”.

Deadpool: “Negasonic Teenage…what the fuck? That’s the coolest name ever!”

“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter, and he just didn’t have it. They did three of those movies, at some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent – Deadpool

“Act in your own horror movies. Because you look like Freddy Krueger who fucked up a topographical map of Utah. – Weasel

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” – Dead Pool

“Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to split yourselves!” – Dead Pool

Favorite Deadpool Quotes

So have we included your favorite dead Pool estimate? Do you have a favorite dead Pool quotes from marvel comics? What are you most looking forward to in the third dead Pool film?

Tell us in the comments!

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